Last week we saw how our drooling friend from Nerdistan ended up in the evil clutches of Ms Dewey; Bill Gates’ feeble attempt to lure the innocent websearcher to Microsoft’s live search. Howver, 18 months or so on and we have to conclude that hardly anyone’s is doing Ms Dewey. Microsoft’s boobs-over-brains tactic has failed.
Our friend from Nerdistan believes he will stand no chance in seducing the purring search kitten, so he decides to win her heart with a song. Hey, if it works for the Pied Piper of Hamlin, it’s worth giving a shot. To his own surprise Ms Dewey falls for his musical inclinations and even volunteers a contribution of her own.
Finally, the Nerdistanian sees Ms Dewey for who she really is. She’s just a geek banging out of key and out of pitch on a cowbell, pretending to be something she’s not.
… Cont’d
But she just got a drum stick
And she banged on it all night long
CHORUS
She was just a freak
Another dressed up geek
It was more than just hell to pay
There’s no chance in hell
This will turn out well
I’ll pack my bags and go my own way
Bye, bye Ms Dewey
CHORUS
Next week will be the final installment of our Ms Dewey marathon. Better dust of your speakers because you will hear Ms Dewey sing. But let me warn you. Even though her alter ego can perhaps strike the right chord (see below), Ms Dewey’s voice will make your wallpaper come crawling down.
